On a windy day in Mexico, a Card Capsule is blown into a rock. The cards are spilled out and activate into a strange Chupacabra-like creature. It runs off at speeds of around 125 miles an hour. Meanwhile, at Area Fifty-Something, Dr. Cockroach is watching Primeval again. After it goes off, the Dino Holders go off. He presses the button, and drops through the chute to his lab. “Where is it?” “Mexico again, although this time, it’s on the other side of the Sea of Cortez.” They then transport. In Mexico, a man is running around warning people about something. “El Chupacabra! El Chupacabra!” Suddenly, the strange creature from before appears and leaps, only just missing him. He falls, and the creature advances. Suddenly, Panther darts in between them and roars at the creature. “What is it?” “Well, I was watching Primeval again, and it was in the sixth episode. And before that, I was reading the field guide, and it was in there. They called it Sanguinolactantemous Horriusofuturumous, or the Future Predator. There was, however, a footnote saying that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Aggravated got this name off Primeval Fanon Wiki, which he frequents.” “Wait, did you say it’s from the future?” They stopped as they realized the cards didn’t have to be past creatures. “Yeah, and it’s one of The Big 5.” “THE BIG 5?!” Now they’re nervous. The Future Predator used Sonic Blast. It then followed up with Ninja Attack. It continued with Cyclone. Then, it used a new Move. It ran around Panther, creating a tornado that tossed Panther upward. “Tornado Toss!” Then, it used Mayfly. It then used Hurricane Beat. Then, it began to use Air-Raid Storm. “Oh, I’m so scared. Not! I have a card too. Crimson Flame!” The familiar fire tornado was formed, defeating the Future Predator. Susan picked up the cards and gave them to Insecto, who named it Swift due to his unusually fast speed, even for a Wind Creature. When Insecto put the cards in the Holder, Spider was sent to storage. They went home, although not before asking the man they had saved to keep an eye out for any more cards. Back at Area Fifty-Something, Dr. Cockroach determined Swift to be a 17 on the Power Scale, much to their surprise.


This episode features a battle between an Inostrancevia and a Future Predator, with the Gorgonopsid winning with a hard hit. If the Gorgonopsid from Primeval is an Inostrancevia like I believe, then this is an unintentional reference.

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